Happy holidays, folks! To celebrate, I got you this very funny Onion News Network video, which features a fake headline written by yours truly. It’s in the news crawl at the very beginning:
[0:06] “Prince Harry Calls His Feature-Length Documentary About How Holocaust Was A Lie A ‘Regrettable Slip-Up’”
It didn’t make my mom laugh, but hey, when is the last time you and she agreed on anything anyhow?
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Great news! 9 AM Meeting placed #1 at Channel 101 NY for the third straight month! The new episode, entitled “Great Pumpkin,” has Dan and Matt still waiting for a meeting that never begins, and discussing various autumnal subjects.
Check out all the 9 AM Meeting episodes over at Channel 101: NY.
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Happy Halloween, everyone!
I just image-googled the words “Spooky Pumpkin” and this was the first result:
I don’t know about you, but I’m satisfied.
Anyway, I wrote a few Halloween-themed ecards. The someecards site won’t let me embed them for some reason, so please enjoy these spoooOOOoooky hyperlinks:
I defy you to come up with a costume scarier than me on 25-cent wing night. | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/2AKAFr
This Halloween, you should dress up as “Guy Without Halitosis.” | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/v1X7m
Some of us don’t need an excuse to dress like a whore and eat candy until we vomit. | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/1oUzFq
You’d make a decent Dracula, but you’d make a fantastic “Dracula’s Fat Cousin.” | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/g1PX5
I couldn’t enjoy Halloween more if I were I pedophile with a pumpkin fetish. | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/2KBnLL
This Halloween, I’m going as “employed.” | Halloween Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/3XJnKS
I remember when autumn meant something to me besides a change in beer selection. | Seasonal Ecards and Greeting Cards at someecards.com http://bit.ly/26PRf0
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Really puts things in perspective, don’t it?
Happy Halloween!
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Enjoy this new video from my sketch comedy group, Mr. Whitepants.
Directed by Brandon Lisy.
Sound by Steve Horak.
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Mine’s the one about Regis Philbin. Take that, Regis Philbin!
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
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Excellent news, friends! Our Channel 101:NY show, 9 AM Meeting, was renewed for a third episode at last week’s screening at the New York Television Festival. The show came in at #1 again, earning a jaw-dropping 96.77% of votes.
Yes: I AM AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE.
WATCH THE SHOW HERE:
If you enjoy the show, please e-mail it to your pals at the office/factory/militia. Thanks and Happy Yom Kippur if that’s your thing!
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