Late Night Chat With A Sleepys.com Operator
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 by Matt
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Jess'
Jess: Welcome to SLEEPY'S, home of the Mattress Professionals and the SLEEPY's Price Guarantee. What size Mattress are you looking for?
Matt: full
Jess: Pillowtop is mostly soft with a pillow on the top of the mattress length and width *** Plush is a medium firm very comfortable with support not too hard not too soft most people are more comfortable on this type of bed**Firm is quite hard little or no give***
Jess: Would you prefer firm,plush, or pillow top?
Matt: plush
Matt: i would like to pay less than $200
Jess: Our Full size sets generally range from 249.99-3999.99.
Jess: We have a major promotion going on that for every purchase that is made between now and Christmas over $999, you are eligible for either: 18 months No Money down, No Interest, and No Payments, or 36 months with equal payments.
Jess: We are also going to offer every customer who purchases from Sleepy’s at below $999 between now and Christmas Eve, either: 6 months No Money down, No Interest, and No Payments, or 12 months with equal payments.
Jess: Matt: how much is shipping
Jess: I will be right with you.
Jess: 79.99
Matt: yikes
Matt: it's 39.00 at 1 800 mattress
Matt: what do you have to say about that?
Jess: I can't comment on what another company charges.
Jess: We will be happy to help you though.
Matt: That's vague
Matt: what full size mattress can i get for 249
[minutes long pause]
Matt: jess? hello?
Jess: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.
Matt: i'm drunk on absynthe
Matt: I want a full size mattress so my girlfriend will no longer have to sleep on the floor
Matt: some might call me a monster
Matt: what do i call me? fair
[another long pause]
Matt: whew well it's getting late, i better turn in
Matt: wish i had a BED in which to do so
Matt: you are just like my girlfriend
Matt: you're all like "how can I help you today?" but when it actually comes to ordering the mattress, you're never around.
Matt: goodnight, honey
Jess: my cpu froze sorry
Matt: oh that's what they all say
Matt: i just want a mattress!
Jess: you can get a IBC in that range
Jess: Please call me so I can assist you with pricing and product information at 1-800-753-3797 press 1 then my direct ext7317
Matt: i'm not CALLING you, jess
Matt: it's over
Matt: it's over between you and us
Matt: me, i mean
Matt: no words, jess. goodbye.
Jess: Ok I'm sorry you feel that way
Jess: Thank You for choosing Sleepys the Mattress Professionals!
Jess: Have a Terrific Holiday Season***!!
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
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Never did get to find out what those asterisks were footnoting. (sighs) C'est la vie.
You are now chatting with 'Jess'
Jess: Welcome to SLEEPY'S, home of the Mattress Professionals and the SLEEPY's Price Guarantee. What size Mattress are you looking for?
Matt: full
Jess: Pillowtop is mostly soft with a pillow on the top of the mattress length and width *** Plush is a medium firm very comfortable with support not too hard not too soft most people are more comfortable on this type of bed**Firm is quite hard little or no give***
Jess: Would you prefer firm,plush, or pillow top?
Matt: plush
Matt: i would like to pay less than $200
Jess: Our Full size sets generally range from 249.99-3999.99.
Jess: We have a major promotion going on that for every purchase that is made between now and Christmas over $999, you are eligible for either: 18 months No Money down, No Interest, and No Payments, or 36 months with equal payments.
Jess: We are also going to offer every customer who purchases from Sleepy’s at below $999 between now and Christmas Eve, either: 6 months No Money down, No Interest, and No Payments, or 12 months with equal payments.
Jess: Matt: how much is shipping
Jess: I will be right with you.
Jess: 79.99
Matt: yikes
Matt: it's 39.00 at 1 800 mattress
Matt: what do you have to say about that?
Jess: I can't comment on what another company charges.
Jess: We will be happy to help you though.
Matt: That's vague
Matt: what full size mattress can i get for 249
[minutes long pause]
Matt: jess? hello?
Jess: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you.
Matt: i'm drunk on absynthe
Matt: I want a full size mattress so my girlfriend will no longer have to sleep on the floor
Matt: some might call me a monster
Matt: what do i call me? fair
[another long pause]
Matt: whew well it's getting late, i better turn in
Matt: wish i had a BED in which to do so
Matt: you are just like my girlfriend
Matt: you're all like "how can I help you today?" but when it actually comes to ordering the mattress, you're never around.
Matt: goodnight, honey
Jess: my cpu froze sorry
Matt: oh that's what they all say
Matt: i just want a mattress!
Jess: you can get a IBC in that range
Jess: Please call me so I can assist you with pricing and product information at 1-800-753-3797 press 1 then my direct ext7317
Matt: i'm not CALLING you, jess
Matt: it's over
Matt: it's over between you and us
Matt: me, i mean
Matt: no words, jess. goodbye.
Jess: Ok I'm sorry you feel that way
Jess: Thank You for choosing Sleepys the Mattress Professionals!
Jess: Have a Terrific Holiday Season***!!
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
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Never did get to find out what those asterisks were footnoting. (sighs) C'est la vie.
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