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What could possibly be lamer than a U2-themed iPod?

Friday, February 15, 2008 by Matt

BLAMMO!:
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3166299

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Today

Friday, January 18, 2008 by Matt

Anonymous coworker #1 asked anonymous co-worker #2 what is on his bucket list.

In other news, I think I might be dead. More on this later.

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A toast

Thursday, December 27, 2007 by Matt




To our miraculously even ethnic distribution!

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Sigh

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 by Matt

At work, an Adobe Acrobat document wouldn't open because, "There were too many arguments." I've heard that excuse from a woman before, but never a computer program.

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Think about it!

Friday, October 05, 2007 by Matt

Fun fact: Did you know that the "young man" referred to in the Village People's hit song "YMCA" is not actually the youth of America, but famed comedian Henny Youngman?



Think about it!

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350 Baboons Strong

Thursday, September 27, 2007 by Matt

http://video.nbc10.com/player/?id=159852

In case you're wondering who gave this video the 5-star (awesome!) rating, well... it was me.

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Why would anyone ever want this much information about whipped cream?

Monday, September 24, 2007 by Matt

http://www.baking911.com/howto/cream_whip.htm

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"We Want Our Cake And Eat It Too"

by Matt

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070924/ap_on_he_me/diet_doughnut_debate;_ylt=Agp1pJudi.FZgmZnxi6KqZJvzwcF

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You will haunt my dreams, Pizza Baby

Monday, September 17, 2007 by Matt




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