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All Hail Bizarro Matt!

Tuesday, July 01, 2008 by Matt

-Bizarro Matt prefers apples in the summertime, and nectarines in the fall!

-When no one else is home, Bizarro Matt enjoys walking around with his pants ON!

-Bizarro Matt paid $400 on ebay for a rare Collector's Edition Laserdisc of "Nothing But Trouble."

-Bizarro Matt doesn't waste too much time looking at internet pornography. Internet pornography wastes too much time looking at him!

-Bizarro Matt's favorite topic of discussion is what he's going to do with his future!

-Bizarro Matt's favorite part of Bizarro New York City is Bizarro Times Square, where all the fast-moving Bizarro tourists get stuck walking behind him!

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Matt Koff is a comedy writer and performer who lives in NYC. Go on: hug him!


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