-Bizarro Matt prefers apples in the summertime, and nectarines in the fall!
-When no one else is home, Bizarro Matt enjoys walking around with his pants ON!
-Bizarro Matt paid $400 on ebay for a rare Collector’s Edition Laserdisc of “Nothing But Trouble.”
-Bizarro Matt doesn’t waste too much time looking at internet pornography. Internet pornography wastes too much time looking at him!
-Bizarro Matt’s favorite topic of discussion is what he’s going to do with his future!
-Bizarro Matt’s favorite part of Bizarro New York City is Bizarro Times Square, where all the fast-moving Bizarro tourists get stuck walking behind him!
