Wednesday, July 16, 2008 by Matt
This week at my friend
Jordan's music website, the Mp3 of the Week is a track from a few years ago to which I contributed my brilliant(ly
diminutive) guitar skills. It's called "Grampa Sailed Away." It's very silly, but it's always had a special place in my heart. Give it a listen, won't you?
http://www.abstractextract.com/jordan/jordanmedia/mp3week138-grampasailedaway.mp3More on this track from Jordan's site:
something improvised one day.
james jajac on lead vocals,
matt koff on guitar,
me on keyboard.
my main job was pressing the
record button, this had
been going on for a
long time before that.
needless to say, i love this.
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 by Matt
My office has all the fun and wacky hijinks of an episode of NBC's "The Office"!* I mean, who
wouldn't want to work here?
*based on a 5-year period.
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Tuesday, July 08, 2008 by Matt
The year was 1995. I had bought stock in a company named "Google" on a whim. But then excite.com fever started sweeping the nation. It was a search engine that wasn't just a search engine; it had everything from online backgammon to online checkers to online chess. Plus, even the URL itself reached out and grabbed you by your undergarments:
EXCITE.COM. Compare that to a URL like "Google." I mean, the choice just seemed obvious.
And what the heck does "Google" even mean anyway? At the time it sounded like the name of the evil sidekick in some third-rate, straight-to-video Disney movie. How was I to know? I ask you--
how was I to know?!
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Tuesday, July 01, 2008 by Matt
-Bizarro Matt prefers apples in the summertime, and nectarines in the fall!
-When no one else is home, Bizarro Matt enjoys walking around with his pants ON!
-Bizarro Matt paid $400 on ebay for a rare Collector's Edition Laserdisc of "Nothing But Trouble."
-Bizarro Matt doesn't waste too much time looking at internet pornography. Internet pornography wastes too much time looking at
him!
-Bizarro Matt's favorite topic of discussion is what he's going to do with his future!
-Bizarro Matt's favorite part of Bizarro New York City is Bizarro Times Square, where all the fast-moving Bizarro tourists get stuck walking behind
him!
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