Koffee Klatch: June 2008

Wednesday, June 25, 2008 by Matt

If you had told me five years ago that I would actually take pleasure in drinking a beverage that requires tapioca balls being shot into the back of my throat each time I take a sip, I would have told you about-face your rooster wagon and ride on back to the Cluck-Cluck House!

But lo and behold, here I am in 2008 and somehow I have come to love the extremely gay drink known as Bubble Tea. I know what you're thinking: "Gay? How can a beverage be gay?" I don't know, maybe it's the HUGE GIRLY NEON-COLORED STRAW or the fact that's it's called BUBBLE TEA (weeee!) that makes me think that I should be wearing an ascot and short shorts while throwing confetti and listening to disco remixes of Judy Garland songs.

I've always considered myself a pretty straight arrow, but now, because of you, Bubble Tea, now I'm not so sure.

Sketch Show Alert!

Tuesday, June 03, 2008 by Matt

Hi friends,

I am collaborating with a couple of talented folks from the Magnet Theater on a new sketch comedy show. It goes up this month at the Magnet Theater.

We're calling ourselves THE DICK SISTERS. Classy, eh?!

Here's the scoop:

"The Dick Sisters"

Wake up, time to bleed! Join the Dick Sisters for an evening of heavy metal sketch comedy so nasty it's gonna make your mama wish her mama'd never been born... twice!

WRITTEN & PERFORMED BY
Amanda Allan, Matt Koff, Rob Morrison, and Mike "Nasty Boy" Yoder.

Directed by Mark Grenier.

When:
Friday 7pm, June 20th.

Where:
Magnet Theater
254 W 29th St (just east of 8th avenue).
Manhattan, NY.

Admission: $5.

For more info, go to magnettheater.com. Hope to see you there!