Five Very Long Ways To Agree With Someone
1. I once knew an old Sephardic Jewish man named Murray Appelbaum whowas correct, and you remind me much of him, mostly in your correctness.
2. If the word "Yes" were a pharmaceutical, I would appoint you CEO of the corporation that sells it,and I would appoint myself head of Marketing and Distribution of that same company, because friend, I agree with you on this matter.
3. If Truth were a Piano, Feather Boa, and Popularity with 1950's America,I believe that makes you Liberace.
4. An ancient Inca ritual included the sacrificial burying of children to satisfy the Sun God. But that has nothing to do with the fact that, at this moment in time, I agree with you.
5. I think... [6 hour long pause.] ... you're totally right on this one.
2. If the word "Yes" were a pharmaceutical, I would appoint you CEO of the corporation that sells it,and I would appoint myself head of Marketing and Distribution of that same company, because friend, I agree with you on this matter.
3. If Truth were a Piano, Feather Boa, and Popularity with 1950's America,I believe that makes you Liberace.
4. An ancient Inca ritual included the sacrificial burying of children to satisfy the Sun God. But that has nothing to do with the fact that, at this moment in time, I agree with you.
5. I think... [6 hour long pause.] ... you're totally right on this one.
posted by Matt at 5:17 PM
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