I think I need a VACATION from my VACATION!!

Oh wait... I'm not on a vacation.

Balls!!!!!!!!!

The Pope was in town and I missed him. Looks like I'll have to wait until the next time he visits to... do whatever one does when the Pope's in town.

Crap!!!

I missed Passover too. Looks like I'll have to wait another year to find Grandma's matzah.

Fuck!

I missed 4/20. Looks like I'm going to have to wait another year until I smoke my first joint.

Oh Mittens!!!!

Balthazar Getty will be replacing me for the rest of the workday.

For anyone curious, Balthazar Getty will be replacing me here at the office for the rest of the day. For those of you who require an explanation for the switch: I'm sorry, there is none. That's just it, deal with it.

If you need to get in touch with me, I'll be at your house. As a matter of fact, I'm at your house right now. Go ahead, call me.