Super Tuesdays are Grouper Tuesdays at Grouper Jack's Restaurant and Fishbar
Hi this is Grouper Jack from Grouper Jack's Restaurant and FishBar Just here to remind you about our current once-a-every-four years special that's right Grouper Tuesdays Every Super Tuesday is Grouper Tuesday at Grouper Jack's I know what you're thinking isn't every Tuesday Grouper Tuesday at Grouper Jack's Technically you're right since all we serve is grouper but not every Tuesday do we have these unbelievable grouper deals and specials just take a look-
Fried "Rigged Electronic Ballot" Grouper - Yes this grouper tastes so good you'll forget about the dark invisible hands at work that may or may not swipe down from Valhalla and render your votes useless in your state's upcoming primary Comes with a chocolate sorbet dessert or side of broccoli
Braised "Does Alaska even have a Primary" Alaskan Grouper - Brr from our fellow oversized frozen quasistate to the north comes this oversized delicious grouper don't worry it's not still frozen once it's gets to your table You'll be so stuffed you won't even have room to worry about whether the non-continental states have primaries did they have them already and if so who won Comes with curly fries or an entire loaf of french bread
Sauteed "Let's face a black man or woman will never be elected president of the racist misogynist Godforsaken soulless shiteating cultural landfill of lies and hypocrisy called the United States of AmeriKKKa" Grouper Salad - Lowfat dressing available!
So come on down to Grouper Tuesday at Grouper Jack's located just off Rte. 82 in Setausket NJ just past the fatass fucking Walmart See you then!
Fried "Rigged Electronic Ballot" Grouper - Yes this grouper tastes so good you'll forget about the dark invisible hands at work that may or may not swipe down from Valhalla and render your votes useless in your state's upcoming primary Comes with a chocolate sorbet dessert or side of broccoli
Braised "Does Alaska even have a Primary" Alaskan Grouper - Brr from our fellow oversized frozen quasistate to the north comes this oversized delicious grouper don't worry it's not still frozen once it's gets to your table You'll be so stuffed you won't even have room to worry about whether the non-continental states have primaries did they have them already and if so who won Comes with curly fries or an entire loaf of french bread
Sauteed "Let's face a black man or woman will never be elected president of the racist misogynist Godforsaken soulless shiteating cultural landfill of lies and hypocrisy called the United States of AmeriKKKa" Grouper Salad - Lowfat dressing available!
So come on down to Grouper Tuesday at Grouper Jack's located just off Rte. 82 in Setausket NJ just past the fatass fucking Walmart See you then!
posted by Matt at 11:15 AM
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