350 Baboons Strong

http://video.nbc10.com/player/?id=159852

In case you're wondering who gave this video the 5-star (awesome!) rating, well... it was me.

Yet again

The Dunkin' Donuts employees have forgotten to cut my toasted bagel with cream cheese in half. I even made sure to ask this time. I am officially outraged. So, in an act of protest, I have decided the entire bagel with cream cheese in one large swallow, sans chewing. Here goes.

Stand by.

Ow. Shit. Ow. The hard toasty parts scraped my throat on the way down. It really hurts. I think my epiglottis is bleeding. How am I supposed to put a band-aid on my epiglottis?! Ohh, my poor epiglottis.

Why would anyone ever want this much information about whipped cream?

http://www.baking911.com/howto/cream_whip.htm

"We Want Our Cake And Eat It Too"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070924/ap_on_he_me/diet_doughnut_debate;_ylt=Agp1pJudi.FZgmZnxi6KqZJvzwcF

You will haunt my dreams, Pizza Baby