(Inspired by comedienne Jen MacNeil's blog.)
Consumed half a package of cookie dough
Gotten frisked by the local police
Sang a song with soon-to-be-defunct band The Rheostatics
Played the washboard (badly)
Was a volunteer fireman
Won 2 battles of the bands
Visited a Matzah factory
Served coffee to heroin addicts
Kissed a bald man
Ran into a wall...several times
Fell out of my highchair
Threw a banana at somebody in a rage
Eaten most of a large sheetcake with the words "Happy Birthday Margaret" on it
Met Al Roker, more than once
Dressed up like a can of Spam
Had a cameo in the music video of a well-known gay rapper
Peed in a schoolyard (it wasn't a school day)
Played the digeridoo (badly)
Got frisked by Yankee Stadium security guards
Ate sunblock
