Come, let's take a trip to the nether-regions of my gmail account, the Spam box!

Sent from: Justin C. Thayer
Subject: All sweet flowers succumb to big rod

I like this one because you could interpret it in almost ANY WAY POSSIBLE. Take away the sexual subtext and it could make for some fascinating religious iconography.

Sent from: Burton C. Wolf
Subject: Length and thickness will give you more power

Holy crap! That means my neighbor Skip who has genital elephantitis is the most powerful person I know! You're smart, Burton C. Wolf! No wonder you have a name like a 19th century British novelist!

Sent from: Luxury Designer Replica
Subject: Why would I want to buy a replica watch instead of a real one?

Whoa, that's exactly what I was thinking! I'm glad we both don't want to buy your fake watches, Luxury Designer Replica!

Sent from: Penis
Subject: Causing an Erection

Well, it just figures that Penis would be the one to send me an email on causing an erection.

Sent from: Rosario P. Cleveland
Subject: Your Baby-maker Needs to Be Bigger in Order Perform Its Functions Well

My... vagina?

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