When I hear the laughter of children, it sounds like shrieking.





When I see an early morning drop of dew, it looks like a pustule.




And when I look at the sunset, all I see is the large brown latex ass of a grotesquely unfunny female character known to a handful of still-devastated moviegoers as Rasputia.





I watched "Norbit" last night. I can't remember how and I can barely remember why. But one thing I do know: I've just made a really big mistake.

--an excerpt from my new self-help memoir, Struggling With Post-Norbit Depression

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