O Sad Clown! how ironic is thine existence. For it is you, whose vocation it is to make others glad, who wears a frown that is oh so sad. How ironic is the Sad Clown.

O foolish Hamster in the Hamster wheel, one who believes he is "almost there," ha ha ha. You idiot. Dost thou not realize that your entire life is a sham? For "there" is here, and here is "there." How tragic is the Hamster in the Hamster Wheel.

O Cow in the Sidecar, how absurd the path thou treads. Dost thou not know that thine heavenly providence is not to ride across ride second banana to a man in a motorcycle inexplicably dressed in a business suit, but rather to graze on the green pastures of the Heartland? Hath thine no brains in that bovine cannister you call a head?! How absurd is the Sidecar Cow.

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