Overheard in New York Headline Contest (May. 17, 2007)

Chick #1: What's wrong, sweetie?
Chick #2: Well, for the past few weeks I've had... [lowers voice] genital warts.
Chick #1: Oh my god, sweetie. I'm so sorry. [Goes to hug friend, then stops] Oh, wait. We probably shouldn't touch.

--Knockoff purse stall, Chinatown

Overheard by: Kelly

Matt's suggested headline: Or we could just not hug with our vaginas


Wish me luck!!!!!!

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