My mom visited my grandmother in the assisted living facility the other day. There, my mom found some unwanted information about Grandma's marriage.

"The key to a good marriage is in the bedroom," said Grandma. Apparently, the thing kept my Grandmother and Grandfather, who was a dick (figuratively) together for over 60 years
was........ well, uhhh...................in so many words........oh dear God please don't make me say it...............................ok fine: the sex.

My mom told me about this over lunch. I wish she could have at least waited till dessert. Until then I was really enjoying my chicken paella.

Anyway, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Above: Someone else's grandmother. I'll bet she never had sex. Grandma take note, ya slut!

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