Black and White Cookie Review Hits the Internet

My good friend Jordan Cooper has just started a very entertaining and useful new blog about everyone's favorite treat, THE BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE. He is on a mission to explore and evaluate every black and white cookie under the sun (though hopefully not directly under the sun, especially if it comes in a wrapper...) Check it out!

Best Ways to Cover Up The Fact That You Farted in 2006

- Hey did you just hear the sound of that permafrost breaking?
- Something stinks... about this new Immigration Policy!
- I think I just heard a collective global sigh of grief over the death of James Brown.
- I think I just heard a collective global sigh of grief over the death of Gerald Ford.
- I think I just heard a collective global sigh of grief over the death of Robert Altman.
- I think I just heard a collective global sigh of grief over the death of Ed Bradley.
- The Democrats just took Congress and I have I.B.S.

Immunity Defense Tropicana Orange Juice

I am drinking this because I feel like I am getting sick. After I sat down and started drinking it, I looked at the front label:

"Contains 130% Vitamin C, 100% Vitamin E, and 20% Selenium."

I had never heard of selenium before. Because I am a "kurious kat," I image googled it. Here is the first picture that came up.



I'm gonna go lie down.

I installed a webcam in my pants

Let's take a look and see what's going on down there:



Further updates as they occur.

Happy Holidays from the Average Joe!

Hi everyone, Matt here,

Well Thanksgiving may have past, but as far as I know there's no rule against eating Turkey on Christmas, Hannukah, or Kwanzaa-- well maybe Kwanzaa, I don't know too much about that one.

Anyway, if you haven't already, check out the Average Joe Cooking Show Thanksgiving Special, directed by Mr. Dennis Stemplinski and starring ME. Tell your friends:

The Average Joe Cooking Show Thanksgiving Special.



And make sure you see the first one, too, or else you won't know what the hell is going on in the Thanksgiving special (that's actually not true):



And if you still haven't gotten aמ X-mas gift for that special someone, let me remind you that these shows make great gifts. All you have to do is find some way to turn them into tangible objects, wrap 'em up, and you're all set. Have a good one, folks.