WAYS TO GET YOUR EMPLOYEES TO LIKE YOU

--Stop counting your money on their desks
--Set limit of no more than five O.J. joke forwards a day
--Realize that your self-published book of poetry is not an adequate Christmas bonus
--Stop touching their breasts
--Stop yelling, "I told you to keep your breasts off my hands!" when you get caught touching their breasts.
--Re-think "Beg for Your Paycheck" Wednesdays
--Threaten them