BUSHES AGAINST BUSH RETURN TO DAH UNDERGROUND UNDERGROUND, BY PETEY SKUMFACE
'ello, Petey Skumface 'ere wiff a review of last week's Bushes Against Bush concert. The show wuz at da Underground Underground in dah undaground basement lounge. Let me tell U it wuz feckin' amazin' it wwas. dah boyz whur in top form. Also, I got reelly totaly nacked n so I can bbearly remember any of it but I'll try mmy best. "Petey, just how nackered were U?" U ask? less juss say iss 5 days l8-er and I'm still pissin' blood and alcohol HEH HEH HEH. But ennuff about me rite?
Herez some highlights frum da show:
--dah opener, a band called dah shit-knobs, was un-beefuckin'leevable. Dey did dis coverr of da facts of life theme song. it wasso rad cuz it was an ironic reference to an 80s teeve show rite? AND it was fast as 'ell 2 rite? killah!
--The Bushies opened wiff a whoppin rendition of "Oi Oi on Your Mom'. Den, during dah second song (My Bush Stinks), leadsinger Johnnie Shithead accidently swallowed dah entire mikrophone. No worries, tho: l8er in da show he puked it out onto some chap's 'ead during da therd vurse of "Fuck Da Bombs (kaboom). "
--Midway in2 "War is a Whore" I got into a fight wiff a bloke twice me size. I dunno wye, but I musta did sumfing prity orrible 2 anger him, kuz he pinned me 2 da ground 4 a good 15 minutes and priceeded 2 bash my face in wit a foldin' chair. Luckily, I managed to brake off a peece a some chicks mohawk and stab da bloke in da heart before ee did any serious damage.
--all night dah energy in da room was absolutely thrillin. da moshpits at da show were unbefuckin'leevable. 15 people were perilyzed, 6 left 4 dead, and 2 blokes moshed against each other so hard that by da end of dah night they had become dah same bloke!
--I shatted out an organ. not sure which one but it felt iportant. oi!
--Da Bushes finished dah set wif a killer cover of Jimmy-Go-Bye-Bye's classic "U Make me Want to Puke My Teeth Out". Dissong was especially meaningfull 2 me at dah time because I wuz puking my teeth out. By dah end of dah nite, da place was filled wif so much puke a bloke couldn't tell if he was onstage wiff da band or outside avin' a fag. Inuva words, a very sucesfull showe. Good job, Bushies!!!1
Herez some highlights frum da show:
--dah opener, a band called dah shit-knobs, was un-beefuckin'leevable. Dey did dis coverr of da facts of life theme song. it wasso rad cuz it was an ironic reference to an 80s teeve show rite? AND it was fast as 'ell 2 rite? killah!
--The Bushies opened wiff a whoppin rendition of "Oi Oi on Your Mom'. Den, during dah second song (My Bush Stinks), leadsinger Johnnie Shithead accidently swallowed dah entire mikrophone. No worries, tho: l8er in da show he puked it out onto some chap's 'ead during da therd vurse of "Fuck Da Bombs (kaboom). "
--Midway in2 "War is a Whore" I got into a fight wiff a bloke twice me size. I dunno wye, but I musta did sumfing prity orrible 2 anger him, kuz he pinned me 2 da ground 4 a good 15 minutes and priceeded 2 bash my face in wit a foldin' chair. Luckily, I managed to brake off a peece a some chicks mohawk and stab da bloke in da heart before ee did any serious damage.
--all night dah energy in da room was absolutely thrillin. da moshpits at da show were unbefuckin'leevable. 15 people were perilyzed, 6 left 4 dead, and 2 blokes moshed against each other so hard that by da end of dah night they had become dah same bloke!
--I shatted out an organ. not sure which one but it felt iportant. oi!
--Da Bushes finished dah set wif a killer cover of Jimmy-Go-Bye-Bye's classic "U Make me Want to Puke My Teeth Out". Dissong was especially meaningfull 2 me at dah time because I wuz puking my teeth out. By dah end of dah nite, da place was filled wif so much puke a bloke couldn't tell if he was onstage wiff da band or outside avin' a fag. Inuva words, a very sucesfull showe. Good job, Bushies!!!1
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006.
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November 07, 2006 2:16 PM
I rember dat show very clealry mate and you easnt there that day atall. Iwas rite thre front and center and Skumface was a no show. Who do you thinks u foolin? Dis is an insult to deh punk rukkus communtiy.