iPod Fear # 78
(MATT is waiting on a subway platform, listening to his iPod. Random middle-aged woman approaches.)
RANDOM WOMAN
Sir, your left pant leg is on fire!
MATT
Sorry, can't hear you. Listening to Morrissey's new album, he's taking a lot of risks!
RANDOM WOMAN
Listen to me, your left pant leg is on FIRE!
MATT
I agree, Ma'am. That group Danzig IS tired!
(Matt then realizes what's going on. He stops, drops, and rolls off the platform and gets hit by an oncoming subway.)
RANDOM WOMAN
Sir, your left pant leg is on fire!
MATT
Sorry, can't hear you. Listening to Morrissey's new album, he's taking a lot of risks!
RANDOM WOMAN
Listen to me, your left pant leg is on FIRE!
MATT
I agree, Ma'am. That group Danzig IS tired!
(Matt then realizes what's going on. He stops, drops, and rolls off the platform and gets hit by an oncoming subway.)
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Thursday, April 13, 2006.
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April 14, 2006 2:57 AM
hey screw you
April 15, 2006 12:47 PM
so this is what it feels like to be web-heckled! so bittersweet...