Get Lucky Tonight!
Yesterday I stopped in at this place on the Lower East Side called "Lucky Burger."
As one might imagine, they take every opportunity they can to exploit the innuendo of the phrase "getting lucky." There's a list on the wall, "Top 5 Reasons to Go to Lucky Burger!" with things like "You can tell your friends you got lucky!" and "You can get lucky without paying more than 6 bucks!"
As I was eating my lucky burger, I decided that if I ever own a burger joint I will call it "Rimjob Burger." I even worked out my very own "Top 5 Reasons to Go to Rimjob Burger":
5. You can tell your friends you just got the thickest, juiciest rimjob of your life.
4. You can watch your wife get a rimjob from a stranger without feeling jealous.
3. We spend extra time on the buns.
2. Don't eat meat? We’ll give you a tossed salad instead!
And the number 1 reason?
1. It's the only way to get a rimjob without having someone put their tongue inside your asshole.
As one might imagine, they take every opportunity they can to exploit the innuendo of the phrase "getting lucky." There's a list on the wall, "Top 5 Reasons to Go to Lucky Burger!" with things like "You can tell your friends you got lucky!" and "You can get lucky without paying more than 6 bucks!"
As I was eating my lucky burger, I decided that if I ever own a burger joint I will call it "Rimjob Burger." I even worked out my very own "Top 5 Reasons to Go to Rimjob Burger":
5. You can tell your friends you just got the thickest, juiciest rimjob of your life.
4. You can watch your wife get a rimjob from a stranger without feeling jealous.
3. We spend extra time on the buns.
2. Don't eat meat? We’ll give you a tossed salad instead!
And the number 1 reason?
1. It's the only way to get a rimjob without having someone put their tongue inside your asshole.
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Saturday, April 15, 2006.
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