On the subway this morning
I noticed this chubby Latino guy had on iPod headphones, one of the ones that comes with a remote.

He was also wearing a gold chain with a crucified Jesus dangling on the end of it:

Jesus and the iPod remote hung side by side, banging into each other again and again as the J train rumbled across the Williamsburg Bridge.
I don't believe that Jesus is alive or anything like that, but if he is, if he can see this, what must he be thinking.
Maybe something like "Ipod shmipod! I've outlasted slapbracelets and Furbies. That's all this iPod is. Another furby!"
Jesus, ipod remote, Jesus, ipod remote. WHO WILL ENDURE?!!!
I gotta open a window, it smells like batshit in here.

He was also wearing a gold chain with a crucified Jesus dangling on the end of it:

Jesus and the iPod remote hung side by side, banging into each other again and again as the J train rumbled across the Williamsburg Bridge.
I don't believe that Jesus is alive or anything like that, but if he is, if he can see this, what must he be thinking.
Maybe something like "Ipod shmipod! I've outlasted slapbracelets and Furbies. That's all this iPod is. Another furby!"
Jesus, ipod remote, Jesus, ipod remote. WHO WILL ENDURE?!!!
I gotta open a window, it smells like batshit in here.
