Who would have thought?
I went to Pleasantville today to pay a parking ticket, and who would have thought? It was actually really pleasant. I mean every aspect of the whole experience (save for paying a sorely needed $15) was really nice and enjoyable. I’ve paid parking tickets before and usually there’s a glass window that the money has to be slipped through. And usually it’s to some frozen faced old hag. Here, I stepped into a nicely lit office, with Werther’s Originals on the oak-finished counter (I took one, guilty!) and a very warm, smiling woman behind it. Sure, she was still old, but she could have easily been the aunt or grandmother I never had. Even the pudgy meter maids sitting off to the side were smiling, and we all know what a bitter bunch they can be. We all exchanged pleasantries and then I told her I was there to pay a ticket.
“Aww, that’s a shame,” she said.
“Yeah, I know,” I said.
As I paid the fine, I noticed that the temperature of the office was just right, and detected just the faintest scent of pine in the air. Before I left, I took another Werther’s. I walked out thinking, “Ahh, that was pleasant!”
“Aww, that’s a shame,” she said.
“Yeah, I know,” I said.
As I paid the fine, I noticed that the temperature of the office was just right, and detected just the faintest scent of pine in the air. Before I left, I took another Werther’s. I walked out thinking, “Ahh, that was pleasant!”
