Preface: This is a conversation between me and my friend Brian. It takes place after I have listened to an mp3 of a radio show he called in to. They asked him a couple of questions, like Where are you from, Who is the most famous person you know, and Rank Wes Anderson films from best to worst. He answered, respectively, New Paltz, Mike McCarthy (my old college roommate and his current bandmate), and "Royal Tenenbaums" etc etc. I had beef with all these responses.

SunshineDonut: you're not from new paltz!
SpooneyBadger: i am enough
SunshineDonut: ok
SunshineDonut: i'm more famous than mike@
SunshineDonut: !
SunshineDonut: wrong again, rushmore is best
SunshineDonut: man you are screwing UP
SunshineDonut: hahaha
SpooneyBadger: it's not a quiz, it's to get to know me.
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SunshineDonut: oh
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SunshineDonut: well
SunshineDonut: YOU DON'T KNOW YOURSELF
SunshineDonut: CUZ I AM FAMOUS
SpooneyBadger: i guess not
SunshineDonut: (ER THAN MIKE)
SpooneyBadger: I don't know that you're more famous than mike
SunshineDonut: I DO
SpooneyBadger: when I say your name, people don't know necessarily who you are
SpooneyBadger: FURTHERMORE
SunshineDonut: not in NEW PALTZ
SunshineDonut: POPULATION 5
SpooneyBadger: that time I was getting a blow job and the girl that was doing it was asking about YOU, she said your name was MIKE.
SpooneyBadger: so there.
SunshineDonut: i am really confused
and, what's the word, anti-interested
SpooneyBadger: I told you about this, didn't I?
SpooneyBadger: I could've sworn that I had.
SunshineDonut: no
2:15 AM
SpooneyBadger: but you're anti-interested
SunshineDonut: well i may have chiseled it out of my memory
SunshineDonut: FINE TeLL ME
SunshineDonut: BUT LEAVE OUT THE BLOWJOB PARTs
SunshineDonut: PLEASE
SpooneyBadger: in larry carr's class, there was a girl named _____, yes?
SpooneyBadger: in your class
SpooneyBadger: I wasn't in it with you
SunshineDonut: ummmmm yes
SunshineDonut: i think yes
SpooneyBadger: THAT girl, apparantly, had a thing for you
SpooneyBadger: because you are jewish
SunshineDonut: whaaaat
SpooneyBadger: and she knows that jewish guys have circumcized penises.
SpooneyBadger: she revealed this to me the night we met, in fact, during her job of blowing.
SpooneyBadger: me.
SpooneyBadger: mid blow.
SpooneyBadger: let me tell you - nothing causes an errection to fade faster thanhearing about that
SunshineDonut: so she mentioned ME while blowing YOU
SpooneyBadger: YES.
SunshineDonut: BUGT
SunshineDonut: called me mike
SpooneyBadger: she thought your name was MIKE.
SpooneyBadger: yes.
SunshineDonut: ok
SunshineDonut: still though
SunshineDonut: if there's a billboard in kazhakstan
SunshineDonut: of brad pitt
SunshineDonut: but people think his name is BUD pitt
SunshineDonut: cuz there's no kazakstani translation for brad or some such reason
SunshineDonut: does that make him any less famous?
SpooneyBadger: but she wasn't foreign
SpooneyBadger: just kinda dumb
SunshineDonut: WHATEVER
SpooneyBadger: and she thought you were mike.
SunshineDonut: the point is they have the name wrong
SpooneyBadger: Mike is more famouser.
SpooneyBadger: my friend MIKE
SunshineDonut: not mike mccarthy
SpooneyBadger: he's so famous, people think that you're him while they've got my penis in their mouths.
SunshineDonut: she still had my FACE in her MIND dammit
SpooneyBadger: may you never have a girl talk about one of your friends while she's sucking your dick
SunshineDonut: no but she was grafting MY face onto yours while blowing you, not mike's
SpooneyBadger: it's the opposite of arousing
SpooneyBadger: i just have to tell you, I'm laughing quite a bit over here
SpooneyBadger: I wonder if this is an ego boost bruise
SunshineDonut: what
SpooneyBadger: boost OR bruise
2:20 AM
SunshineDonut: oh
SunshineDonut: i dunno
SunshineDonut: hey can i post this on the blog
SpooneyBadger: ummmm
SpooneyBadger: hmmmm.
SpooneyBadger: yes.
SpooneyBadger: maybe
SpooneyBadger: don't use her name
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SunshineDonut: ok

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