Rockbone: Yo BJ

BJ: Wuttup.

Rockbone: U dun wit dat shit yet.

BJ: I toldjoo, I ain't lifted yet. when I'm lifted I'll give it back.

Rockbone: But U been puffin' 4 an hour and U ain't lifted yet.

BJ: Yo, gimme space.

(30 seconds pass.)

Rockbone: BJ...

BJ: (cough) Yeah Bone.

Rockbone: Wouldjoo say that I am a decent human being?

BJ: You mean, decent like... uh... like... what?

Rockbone: Like at my funeral, do you tink dat people will cry?

BJ: Well ya mutha and fatha will, dat's for sure. You're their only boy.

Rockbone: Mutha and fatha? They'll be dead!

BJ: Who knows. The amount of drugs you're doin', you'll be lucky to see next Christmas.

Rockbone: J, what the fuck a you TAWKIN' about? You do way more drugs than I do.

BJ: Yeah but I can handle it. You gotta turn your life around.

Rockbone: Yo, I don't have to take dis shit! I got "Hearts of Men" tattooed on my chest, surrounded by doves on either side.

BJ: Dat's true. (Cough). I got my eahs pierced though.

Rockbone: Two- shay.

This entry was posted by Matt, on Monday, November 14, 2005. You can leave your response.