This is a real actual IM conversation
TheEnormousBeast represents my friend Nicole, and SunshineDonut represents me.
TheEnormousBeast: hey do you know tims screenname
SunshineDonut: yup
(pause)
TheEnormousBeast: can i have it
TheEnormousBeast: please
(pause)
SunshineDonut: yes
(pause)
SunshineDonut: you may
(long pause)
SunshineDonut: do you want me to tell you it now?
SunshineDonut: or later?
TheEnormousBeast: yes that would be nice
SunshineDonut: ok
TheEnormousBeast: now
SunshineDonut: oh, now?
SunshineDonut: hmm, ok
(pause)
TheEnormousBeast: yes now
SunshineDonut: i guess i could do it now
TheEnormousBeast: right now
TheEnormousBeast: not later
(long long pause)
SunshineDonut: ok
SunshineDonut: here goes
SunshineDonut: brb
SunshineDonut: phone
TheEnormousBeast: WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASS
(long long long pause)
SunshineDonut: back
SunshineDonut: ok what were we talking about?
TheEnormousBeast: grrrrrrrrrrrr
TheEnormousBeast: i hate you
SunshineDonut: hey hey
SunshineDonut: what's all the hostility about?
TheEnormousBeast: can i please have tims screen name now
(pause)
SunshineDonut: definitely
TheEnormousBeast: and phone number
SunshineDonut: wow
SunshineDonut: and phone number too?
SunshineDonut: which one should i give you first?
TheEnormousBeast: screen name
SunshineDonut: ok his screen name is
SunshineDonut: 914-693-oops
SunshineDonut: i was about to give you his phone #
SunshineDonut: but you want his screen name first, right?
SunshineDonut: well i guess it doesn't make a difference which one i give you first
TheEnormousBeast: matt
TheEnormousBeast: please
TheEnormousBeast: give
TheEnormousBeast: me
TheEnormousBeast: his
TheEnormousBeast: screen name
SunshineDonut: whoa that's a lot of IMs
SunshineDonut: whoa
SunshineDonut: all right his screen name is...
SunshineDonut: tim
TheEnormousBeast: thats it
SunshineDonut: yup
TheEnormousBeast: no
SunshineDonut: why don't you believe me?
TheEnormousBeast signed off at 7:19 PM
TheEnormousBeast: hey do you know tims screenname
SunshineDonut: yup
(pause)
TheEnormousBeast: can i have it
TheEnormousBeast: please
(pause)
SunshineDonut: yes
(pause)
SunshineDonut: you may
(long pause)
SunshineDonut: do you want me to tell you it now?
SunshineDonut: or later?
TheEnormousBeast: yes that would be nice
SunshineDonut: ok
TheEnormousBeast: now
SunshineDonut: oh, now?
SunshineDonut: hmm, ok
(pause)
TheEnormousBeast: yes now
SunshineDonut: i guess i could do it now
TheEnormousBeast: right now
TheEnormousBeast: not later
(long long pause)
SunshineDonut: ok
SunshineDonut: here goes
SunshineDonut: brb
SunshineDonut: phone
TheEnormousBeast: WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN ASS
(long long long pause)
SunshineDonut: back
SunshineDonut: ok what were we talking about?
TheEnormousBeast: grrrrrrrrrrrr
TheEnormousBeast: i hate you
SunshineDonut: hey hey
SunshineDonut: what's all the hostility about?
TheEnormousBeast: can i please have tims screen name now
(pause)
SunshineDonut: definitely
TheEnormousBeast: and phone number
SunshineDonut: wow
SunshineDonut: and phone number too?
SunshineDonut: which one should i give you first?
TheEnormousBeast: screen name
SunshineDonut: ok his screen name is
SunshineDonut: 914-693-oops
SunshineDonut: i was about to give you his phone #
SunshineDonut: but you want his screen name first, right?
SunshineDonut: well i guess it doesn't make a difference which one i give you first
TheEnormousBeast: matt
TheEnormousBeast: please
TheEnormousBeast: give
TheEnormousBeast: me
TheEnormousBeast: his
TheEnormousBeast: screen name
SunshineDonut: whoa that's a lot of IMs
SunshineDonut: whoa
SunshineDonut: all right his screen name is...
SunshineDonut: tim
TheEnormousBeast: thats it
SunshineDonut: yup
TheEnormousBeast: no
SunshineDonut: why don't you believe me?
TheEnormousBeast signed off at 7:19 PM
