Bob Castleman: Hi, welcome back. I'm here talking one on one with Mipsy the Cat, a local neighborhood feline, who since being shaved by his owners last month, has earned a reputation in the community for being distant and unfriendly. Adolescents in the nearby youth center unanimously describe Mipsy as "a bitch." Now, Mipsy, you are neither a female nor a canine. How do you feel about these allegations?

Mipsy: You know what? Fuck these people. People are the ones that did this to me!

BC: Mipsy, please, the language. We're on live television!

M: When you get your mid-region and your dignity completely stripped like this, then come talk to me.

BC: So it's safe to say you are less than pleased with your appearance?

M: Yeah Bob, a tad! I don't know why but people have this sick puss n' boots fantasy and I don't know where it comes from. Puss? Boots? I don't see the correlation, I really don't.

BC: And this notion of a "puss n boots fantasy" disturbs you?

M: To no end, Bob. To no end.

BC: I see. Well, if I may be so bold, since you now for the time being are a pussnboots, why not try being a friendly one? You know, make the most of an unfortunate situation.

M: Hey Bob, I have an idea. Why don't I rip off all the skin between your head and your shins and see how chipper you're feeling?

BC: Geez, the locals are right. If anything, you're not a pussnboots. You're a GRUMP in boots! (Bob laughs.)

M: Fuck you, Bob. Fuck you.

BC: Mipsy, please! This is Bob Castleman reporting live.

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